Countless Moons In One Shot!

Every year, thousands in Orange County, CA drop their draws, displaying their derrieres to a passing Amtrak train. It stared on a single dare 30 years ago, and has grown to an estimated 10,000. The cops are starting to, pardon the expression, crack down on the event. Thanks for watching.

clipped from www.metro.co.uk

Los Angeles TV station KTLA has video, click here to see the story.

Accused Robber Hitches Ride With Cop

clipped from www.mlive.com Out of prison for just over three weeks, Mark E. White chose the wrong car to try to hitch a ride with on Wednesday. Just two blocks from the Citizens Bank at 2815 E. Genesee in Saginaw that he allegedly robbed five minutes earlier, White, 50, flagged down Saginaw Township Detective Scott Jackson of the auto theft division for a ride.

Obama & Sarkozy: Boys Will Be Boys!

Prez Barack Obama and French Prez Nicolas Sarkozy checking out a young lady's derriere at the G8. Click the pic for more.

To be fair, that’s just a snapshot, a moment in time, and who really knows what Obama and Sarkozy are seeing or thinking.  There’s video that provides a different perspective…

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/07/when-in-rome.html

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5149298n&tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.0

Crooks Steal Fake Phones

"Put that phone back where you found it. Wait, it's not a real phone!"

This story is from Morelia, Mexico.  Some dumb criminals busted into a cell phone store and cleaned out some shelves.  When the owner opened the place the next day, he realized the crooks overlooked the expensive merchandise and the cash.  They only got away with hollow replica phones!

If you’re wondering where Morelia is, click here for the google map.

Devil-Man Jams Thumbs In Victim’s Eyes

That’s John Yale in the picture. Court records show he claimed to be the Devil and threatened to kill a man in Port St. Lucie, FL.

The victims says he and Yale started talking outside a store and, “after a few minutes, Yale said, ‘I am the Devil and I am going to kill you!.’”.

clipped from www.tcpalm.com

Man Has Dog Arrested

This is what a dog in jail might look like.

“Dog ate my homework?” Nope. Dog ate his owner’s rent money.  So the Kenyan man took the puppy to the police station. Officers didn’t want to oblige the bizarre request. But the man bribed a cop to put the pooch behind bars.  What happened next? Click here to read the full story.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3387511.html?menu=news.quirkies

NY Politician Has Had Enough of Michael Jackson

Children of Gay Couples Speak Out

clipped from www.cnn.com Jesse Levey is a Republican activist who says he believes in family values, small government and his lesbian mothers’ right to marry. Levey is part of the “gayby boom” generation. The 29-year-old management consultant is the son of a lesbian couple who chose to have a child through artificial insemination. He’s their only child. Critics of same-sex marriage say people such as Levey will grow up shunned and sexually confused. Yet he says he’s a “well-adjusted heterosexual” whose upbringing proves that love, not gender, makes a family. It damages the children, says Dale O’Leary, author of “One Man, One Woman: A Catholics Guide to Defending Marriage.” She says that all children have a natural desire for a parent of each gender. O’Leary says she doesn’t personally know any same-sex parents or their children. That’s the problem, some children of same-sex children say. So many people are talking about them; not enough are talking to them, they say.

Chihuahua Survives A Crushing Hoof

"I don't want to be friends no more!"

Actually, that caption’s not completely true.  Apparently, Berry the chihuahua is back to his old self.  His mane pal, the clydesdale, dang near crushed him to death.  The vet gave Berry 24 hours to live.  Wrong!  Click here for another picture and the full story.

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