College Condom Concussion

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Did you hear the one about the college athlete and the box of condoms?  The punchline: the kid’s charged with assault and shoplifting for stealing the rubbers and running down an elderly woman on the way out.  Okay, no joke, he gave her a concussion.  But that’s all according to police.  I mean, to be fair, he hasn’t been convicted yet.  But shouldn’t we give him points for practicing safe-sex?  You can see the video report and read the story at News 10 Now, Syracuse, NY.

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One Response

  1. You guys are sick yet it was funny!

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