Famous Beards!
March 5, 2012

An encouraging, revealing, and fascinating new study finds women don’t like beards.  In honor of that money well-spent, I’ve tracked down a website dedicated to the most famous beards of all time.  I knew it was legit as soon as I saw Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard on the list. Click here to see the rest.

Uncle Jesse!

If I can find it, I’ll post a picture of me when I had a beard ten years ago.  Of course, I’ve also rocked the goatee, the soul patch, and the ‘stache over the years.  But they’re not allowed on TV.

Toilet Seat Prank; Inefficient Multitaskers; ATM Slang
August 25, 2009

An Australian man got glued to a toilet seat in the mall; humiliated and hospitalized by the “sick joke.” Click here to read more.

Pick one or the other!  Multitaskers generally stink at mutlitasking.  Click here to read more about the new study.

If an ATM could talk, it would tell me “insufficient funds.”  But in London, they’re reading slang.  The machine doesn’t read the card, but the customer’s “bladder of lard.”  Click here for more cockney fun!

If a gorilla attacks you…
June 8, 2009

…tickle it!  If your sides aren’t literally splitting, they will be figuratively watching the ape giggle like a school girl.  Read more in this article from National Geographic.